TV Review: Girl Meets World (3×21) “Girl Meets Goodbye”

  On the previous episode of Girl Meets World, Topanga announced that she had been named partner in her law firm’s London office, meaning that if she accepted the job, her entire family was moving. This week’s episode opens on…

TV Review: Girl Meets World (3×11-3×12) “Sassy Halter Top” & “Bear”

Girl Meets World (3×11) “Girl Meets Sassy Halter Top” Cory’s Class: the kids are mid-debate. The topic? Whether the sun shines during the day. Riley argues that this rings true, while Farkle argues against it–the sun is always shining, just…

TV Review: Girl Meets World (2×12) “Girl Meets I Do”

Bay Window: Maya requests that Riley tone down her over excitement, over Shawn and Katie’s impending nuptials, far too used to low-balling her way through life. “Get your fairy tale butt out of the dungeon and into the sunlight!” Riley replies,…

TV Review: Girl Meets World (3×08) “Girl Meets Ski Lodge Part One”

Cory’s Classroom: Cory launches a diatribe against nature. He’s been put in charge of the Nature Club because his other option is the Ski Club, which isn’t an option for him. The entire Matthews family must avoid everything about skiing…

TV Review: Girl Meets World (3×03) “Girl Meets Jexica”

The opening of this week’s Girl Meets World was too good not to transcribe. Riley: “Our profile on the Abigail Adams High School social network is who we are in high school, and it will follow us through college, and…

TV Review: Girl Meets World (3×01-3×02) “Girl Meets High School”

Part I “We are going to own this place,” Riley and Maya declare, right before being paralyzed by crippling self doubt and fear of their taller classmates at Abigail Adams High School. Their fears are realized when a trio of…