TV React: The Royals (2×10) “The Serpent That Did Sting Thy Father’s Life”

THE SITUATION: With Domino breathing down their necks, the Royal family must work with Jasper and James to reveal to reveal Ted as Simon’s murderer to the rest of the country. Liam Makes a Choice Liam grabs Jasper’s gun out…

TV React: The Royals (2×07) “Taint Not Thy Mind, Nor Let Thy Soul Contrive Against Thy Mother”

THE SITUATION: The Truths Come Out It’s a night of truth bombs for our favorite royal family. Mother-Daughter Horse Riding “The only thing more offensive than you throwing a bottle of vodka at my head is this paltry brand,” Helena…

TV Review: The Royals (2×05) “The Spirit That I Have Seen”

THE SITUATION: LIES, LIES, EVERYWHERE Helena finds out the truth about Alistair, but then lies to her kids about their father’s murderer and is lied to by Cyrus. Mandy/Samantha continues lying to Eleanor. Things are quickly snowballing. Cyrus and the…

TV Review: The Royals (2×04) “What, Has This Thing Appear’d Again Tonight?”

THE SITUATION: Makin’ Changes Our royal friends are making some changes in their lives this week. Helena reconnects to her remaining children, Eleanor gets closer (as in, a lot closer) to Mandy, and Liam starts acting like the king everyone…

TV Review: The Royals (2×03) “Is Not Something More Than Fantasy?”

THE SITUATION: Face-Off Central This week: Eleanor vs. Beck, Liam vs. Ophelia, Helena vs. the Deputy Prime Minister, and Cyrus vs. British public opinion. Let’s see who comes out on top, shall we? Way to Harsh Len’s Buzz, Beck When…

TV Review: The Royals (2×02) “Welcome is Fashion and Ceremony”

THE SITUATION: The Opening of Parliament, The Yacht Party The opening of Parliament puts Helena and Cyrus at odds, while the yacht party brings the love triangle between Eleanor, Jasper, and Beck to light. Cyrus’s Secret Revealed Jasper has been…

TV Review: The Royals (2×01) “It is Not, Nor it Cannot Come to Good”

Previously, on The Royals: a seasons’ worth of recaps. THE SITUATION: It’s two months after the death of King Simon, and Liam and Eleanor have been reinstated as the prince and princess. Jasper returns and is reinstated as bodyguard. Now…