With the passing of candid comedy icon Joan Rivers on Thursday, we honor her death with some of her best quotes and insults. She was always saying things right off the top of her heard, and it just sounded so perfectly mean but hilarious that you couldn’t help laughing. Here are just a few of her best moments that should help you better remember the great Joan Rivers.
1. “Bodies drop – that’s another thing… I use the left one now as a stopper in the tub.”
2. “A girl, you’re 30 years old, you’re not married — you’re an old maid. A man, he’s 90 years old, he’s not married, he’s a catch.”
3. “You have knockers, I have doorbells.”
4. “With age comes wisdom. You don’t need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.”
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5. “I was such a fat kid, my mom used to buy bathing suits with blow holes in them.”
6. “Sheila had died at birth.”
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7. Joan’s thoughts on Gilbert Gottfried
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-ZLydp8h28#t=59m31s
8. Comedy Needs Joan Rivers
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-ZLydp8h28#t=61m5s
9. Joan walks out of an interview
10. “I’m up for an Activia commercial.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONgN2Hgz3XE#t=38s
11. Joan conducts her own interview after David Letterman walks out on her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONgN2Hgz3XE#t=1m25s
12. Jimmy Fallon can’t stop laughing because of Joan’s . . . vagina ring
13. Joan explains show business
14. A sheep was her first. . . er, um
15. Jake Gyllenhaal will never forget this moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkeTBRgjKjo#t=8m6s
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