In honor of the twins turning 29 today, I have decided to compile a list of 29 times the girls were way cooler than the rest of us. Let’s get started.
29. When they casually slow danced together in matching outfits at a “Full House” photo shoot in 1990. Look at that form. Perfect.
28. When Mary-Kate let Ashley drive this pink convertible in 1994 because she’s two minutes older and therefore has had more time to hone her driving skills. “Safety first, duh!”
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27. When they wore these cowgirl outfits. “Yeehaw, y’all.”
26. When they basically started the surfer girl trend in 1998. Cowabunga!
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25. When they hung out with Britney Spears….oops, they’re cooler again!
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24. When they rocked black chokers and butterfly clips better than anyone else in the world! “Hey Ash, what are you wearing tonight?” “Idk Mary-Kate, I was thinking about my black choker and matching butterfly clip, what about you?” “Same.”
23. When they wore these outfits while filming Our Lips Are Sealed in Australia and knew they were cooler than you. “These boots are made for walkin.”
22. When they proved that black is the new black at a release party for N*SYNC’s Celebrity album in 2001. “I wonder where Justin is?”
21. When they wore these sunglasses. *stunna shades*
20. When Ashley had a secret that she could only tell Mary-Kate because no one else was cool enough to know.
19. When they ate burgers and drank milkshakes while laughing at the rest of us for never having this much fun in a restaurant. “Lol this burger is soooo good.”
18. When they posed like this for Vanity Fair and their hair defied gravity.
17. When they held hands while lounging in bubble chairs. “Ash, what are we doing later?”
16. When they wore these matching suits and were the definition of boss a$$ b!tches.
15. When they went crowd surfing in NYC. “MK, this is so fun!”
14. When they showed everyone that they weren’t little kids anymore by posing like this on the cover of Rolling Stone…scorching.
13. When their feet casually dangled off the side of this deck and they weren’t scared at all. “It’s whatever.”
12. When they hugged Drew Barrymore at the premiere of Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle. “Oh hey, Drew. What’s up?”
11. When Mary-Kate dyed her hair brown and they posed like this on the cover of Allure magazine.
10. When they were honored with a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame at age seventeen…K.
9. When they skipped out on their Senior Prom to host Saturday Night Live. Casual.
8. When they gave major face in this 2006 Badgley Mischka ad campaign…fierce.
7. When they were American Horror Story: Coven before American Horror Story: Coven was American Horror Story: Coven.
6. When they wore these masks on the cover of Vogue’s Best Dressed issue in 2011…chic.
5. When they drank wine in their pajamas while standing on stilts like the badass babes they are.
4. When Mary-Kate grabbed Ashley’s butt.
3. When they wore these fur coats.
2. When they wore these oversized cream sweaters and were all “Brr! It’s cold in here. I said there must be some Toros in the atmosphere.”
1. When they wore these ***Flawless outfits to this years Met Gala. “We’re cool, we know.”
Moral of the story is these two have been and always will be cooler than you. Sorry. Never change, girls. We love you. Happy Birthday!
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