“No Gun-Toting Terrorist Has Gotten the Best of a Ewing Yet!” Staring down the barrel of a gun, John Ross lights the S.O.S. lighter and calls in his rescue team. With the capture of the cartel, the 52% of Ewing…
TV Review: Dallas 3×14 – “End Game”
Where Were We? In our last outrageous episode (points to anyone who recognizes that Jem reference), Bobby proposed a deal: he would allow the cartel to use his railroads for transporting drugs in exchange for hostages Ann and Emma. Luis…
TV Review: Dallas 3×13 – “Boxed In”
If You Watched Last Week’s Dallas, You Know That We’ve Got Ourselves A Good Old-Fashioned Kidnapping On Our Hands! A frazzled Judith promises Luis that the trucks are on the way. “If anything happens to my granddaughter, you and everyone…
TV Review: Dallas 3×12 – “Victims of Love”
I Can’t Wait Until We Unveil Nicholas’s Villainy Elena canoodles with Nicholas as she explains handing over Cliff Barnes’s pardon to Pamela—she’s here for justice, not vengeance. “You’re not responsible for their battles anymore,” Nicholas tells her. Elena might not…