THE SITUATION: On this week’s episode of The Royals, everyone has updates to their love lives–some good, some not so good–and everyone has feelings about them. Naked Tiger Run Newcomer Rosie is nervous about her first day as Eleanor’s bodyguard,…
TV Review: The Royals (3×06) “More Than Kin and Less Than Kind”
THE SITUATION: Thanks to Liam, our favorite fictional royals are on their own for Christmas dinner. Hilarity and heartache ensue. Christmas Eve We open on Christmas Eve, with Eleanor writing a new love letter to Jasper. Since it’s almost Eleanor’s…
TV Review: The Royals (3×04) “Our (Late) Dear Brother’s Death”
THE SITUATION: Crown Prince Robert has officially returned. Now what? Prince Robert Returns Both Helena and Eleanor faint upon seeing Robert in the hallway. When they come around, all three of them hug on the couch, just in time to…
TV Review: The Royals (3×03) “Aye, There’s the Rub”
THE SITUATION: This week’s episode of The Royals is a filler episode about the twins and their (sort of) new paramours. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Brother’s Secret Girlfriend Through a series of flashbacks, we learn the history of Catherine,…
TV Review: The Royals (3×01) “Together with Remembrance of Ourselves”
THE SITUATION: The monarchy searches for stability after publicly exposing Ted Pryce, head of security and Ophelia’s father, as King Simon’s killer and resulting in his death. Cyrus is a Regular Bubble Boy In an attempt to right a wrong,…
TV React: The Royals (2×08) “Be All My Sins Remembered”
THE SITUATION: A Murderer Among Us Time to find out who was behind the murder of Dominique Stewart! And possibly Violet? Yikes, they’re getting a little fast and loose with the whole murder thing, aren’t they? The Rage of a…
TV React: The Royals (2×07) “Taint Not Thy Mind, Nor Let Thy Soul Contrive Against Thy Mother”
THE SITUATION: The Truths Come Out It’s a night of truth bombs for our favorite royal family. Mother-Daughter Horse Riding “The only thing more offensive than you throwing a bottle of vodka at my head is this paltry brand,” Helena…