TV Review: Constantine (1×09) – “The Saint of Last Resorts – Part 2″

I was initially really disappointed that this episode did not take place in Hell. I mean… it’s a show about an exorcist; a Hell episode was not farfetched or anything. I convinced myself that that was what the cliffhanger at…

TV Review: Constantine 1 x 7: “Blessed Are The Damned”

If I were Christopher Nolan, I would say something like, “I am going into that gentle goodnight.” But unlike post-Inception Christopher Nolan, I know how to make sense and not say things that will annoy my audience. Bottom-line: I am…

TV Review: Constantine 1 x 4 – “A Feast of Friends”

  I apologize for the late nature of this recap. I did not have much time to get to the fourth episode of Constantine, A Feast of Friends, this week. Now that I have seen the episode, I have no…

TV Review: Constantine 1 x 2 – “The Darkness Beneath”

NBC’s Constantine aired its newest episode, The Darkness Beneath, on Halloween Night. For a show about an occult detective/exorcist/master of the dark arts (have to make sure to change that on my business card), you would think that a Halloween episode would pound out scares.…