“No Gun-Toting Terrorist Has Gotten the Best of a Ewing Yet!” Staring down the barrel of a gun, John Ross lights the S.O.S. lighter and calls in his rescue team. With the capture of the cartel, the 52% of Ewing…
TV Review: Dallas 3×14 – “End Game”
Where Were We? In our last outrageous episode (points to anyone who recognizes that Jem reference), Bobby proposed a deal: he would allow the cartel to use his railroads for transporting drugs in exchange for hostages Ann and Emma. Luis…
TV Review: Dallas 3×13 – “Boxed In”
If You Watched Last Week’s Dallas, You Know That We’ve Got Ourselves A Good Old-Fashioned Kidnapping On Our Hands! A frazzled Judith promises Luis that the trucks are on the way. “If anything happens to my granddaughter, you and everyone…
TV Review: Dallas 3×12 – “Victims of Love”
I Can’t Wait Until We Unveil Nicholas’s Villainy Elena canoodles with Nicholas as she explains handing over Cliff Barnes’s pardon to Pamela—she’s here for justice, not vengeance. “You’re not responsible for their battles anymore,” Nicholas tells her. Elena might not…
TV Review: Dallas 3×11 – “Hurt”
Funerals Are All Right for Fighting Drew’s funeral: the remaining family Ramos is furious with the Ewings and is making it known. The Ewings attempt to make themselves scarce, but Elena whips out J.R.’s letter. “This ends now,” she growls,…
TV Review: Dallas 3×10, “Dead Reckoning”
Goodnight, Goodnight: The Aftermath Nicholas and his associated thugs dump Drew’s body. They shoot a phone book to get the appropriate amount of incriminating evidence on Drew’s hand, so I guess I have to give them props for being thorough.…
TV Review: Dallas 3×09, “Denial, Anger, Acceptance”
I can’t even begin to cover what happened in the first part of Dallas‘s third season, so let’s jump right in. Light ‘Em Up Our beloved South Fork is ablaze! Bobby and Christopher drag an unconscious Beau out of the…