TV Review: The Royals (3×10) “To Show My Duty in Your Coronation”

THE SITUATION: This week on The Royals, it’s finally time for Prince Robert’s coronation. Spoiler alert: this isn’t really good for anyone, least of all our friendly neighborhood Royal family. Helena’s Brush with Death Spencer runs in to tell Helena…

TV Review: The Royals (3×08) “In the Same Figure, Like the King That’s Dead”

THE SITUATION: On this week’s episode of The Royals, everyone has updates to their love lives–some good, some not so good–and everyone has feelings about them. Naked Tiger Run Newcomer Rosie is nervous about her first day as Eleanor’s bodyguard,…

TV Review: The Royals (3×07) “The Counterfeit Presentment of Two Brothers”

  THE SITUATION: This week on The Royals, they hold a royal charity auction–and each member of the royal family is up on the auction block. Let’s see what happens. Helena Might Have a New Beau Helena and Spencer (the…

TV Review: The Royals (3×06) “More Than Kin and Less Than Kind”

THE SITUATION: Thanks to Liam, our favorite fictional royals are on their own for Christmas dinner. Hilarity and heartache ensue. Christmas Eve We open on Christmas Eve, with Eleanor writing a new love letter to Jasper. Since it’s almost Eleanor’s…

TV Review: The Royals (3×05) “Born to Set It Right”

  THE SITUATION: With Robert’s return comes the question of transitioning power: will Cyrus abdicate in favor of the prodigal son? Based on past experience, I’m going to bet no. The Front of the Balcony Helena hopes that Cyrus is…

TV Review: The Royals (3×04) “Our (Late) Dear Brother’s Death”

THE SITUATION: Crown Prince Robert has officially returned. Now what? Prince Robert Returns Both Helena and Eleanor faint upon seeing Robert in the hallway. When they come around, all three of them hug on the couch, just in time to…

TV Review: The Royals (3×02) “Passing Through Nature to Eternity”

THE SITUATION: At the Electric Carnival, Eleanor and Liam talk out ways to have happy love lives in the midst of this royal mess.   The State of the Twins Eleanor wakes up to a little girl named Sara Alice…