‘Lightyear’ has three end-credits scenes, because it’s not like you have anything better to do

Pixar’s latest brazen attempt to end the Toy Story franchise on a low note has culminated with Lightyear, their first outing in theaters since March 2020. In their defense, they probably expect you to linger in the theater for an…

Jurassic World Dominion’s post-credits scene is a lot like your social life. It doesn’t have one.

Jurassic World Dominion is roaring into theaters this weekend, and you only have one question. Can I just leave? And don’t play games, we both know you aren’t reading the credits, even though you should out of respect. No, you’re…