TV Review: The Royals (1×05) “Unmask Her Beauty to the Moon”

THE SITUATION: THE ROYAL MASQUERADE The annual Royal Masquerade brings some revelations for Liam’s, Eleanor’s, and Helena’s romances. The Queen’s Secret It’s “Spa Day” for Queen Helena, the day Lucius takes a Helena lookalike to the spa while the actual…

TV Review: The Royals (1×04) “Sweet, Not Lasting”

The Situation: Charity Week The Royals separate this week to put in a little facetime with their (sort of) loyal subjects. With the exception of King Simon, that is. I don’t know where he went. Eleanor’s Week of Charitable Visits…

TV Review: The Royals (1×03) “We Are Pictures, Or Mere Beasts”

The Situation: London’s Fashion Week online pharmacy https://www.vcdoctor.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/amitriptyline.html no prescription pharmacy Fashion Week: A.K.A., another week that makes everyone totally bonkers. Eleanor and Helena plan rival fashion shows, while Simon attempts to bore Liam to death with various kingly duties.…

TV Review: The Royals 1×02-“Infants of the Spring”

THE SITUATION: THE GARDEN PARTY “The battle for the monarchy starts today,” Helena states. The first attempt at returning to normalcy following the death of Prince Robert is a garden party celebrating the military, but is doubling as proof of…

TV Review: The Royals 1×01-“Stand and Unfold Yourself”

Ah, the moment we’ve all been waiting for: premiere night for The Royals, E!’s newest drama created by Mark Schwahn (yes, that’s right–of One Tree Hill fame) that follows a modern, fictional British royal family.  Let’s dive in. THE SITUATION: THE…